Welcome to SIMMER 2.0!

We just rewrote the entire site and relaunched on Feb 15, 2025.

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-Rocco, simmer.io founder
Stolk.io
Whack! Whack! Cue sad music. Here, you are a ping pong ball with a hand holding a paddle on a ping pong table trying to hit other ping pong ballers and knock them out of the table. Everytime you land a hit, you grow bigger, heavier, and slower. Other players will have a harder time to whack you out but your speed decreases. Try not to get paddled by other ping pongers or you'll fly out of the arena and sad music ensues.
Roll around with WASD
Shift for short boost
Left Mouse Click Swing the paddle

So will you be the king/queen of the table?!
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